Tank Girl Tina smiles for the cameras after receiving her orders from Free Wales Home Army Commander Barri Tenby aka 'Coney' to take the FWHA IV Southern Tank Corps to set up position on Severn Bridge to defend against any military threat by Saxon expansionists to the integrity of Welsh Border Lands.
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.Publically orders are intended to show that the FWHA is only carrying out defensive manoeuvres in response to acts of aggression carried out by 'Hengist & Horsa' Terrorists backed by a UKIP English Government that desires and seeks the Independence of Wales is negated and the country be brought into the Greater British Union (So styled after the annexation of Holland). However, secretly Tank Girl Tina has alternative orders, totally wipe out the ''Saxon Bandits'' and quickly move on Hereford defeat UKIP forces there then move on to Ludlow. There the FWHA IV Southern Tank Corps will establish strong defensive positions and await arrival of FWHA VI Central Tank Corps before proceeding to move north to capture Shrewsbury with assistance of the FWHA VII Northern Tank Corps. This operation is designed to 'soften up' Saxon Positions on the East Bank ready for a full North - South Border FREE WALES HOME ARMY offensive with orders not to stop until all lost 'West British' land has been retaken up to the banks of the River Severn.
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OK! got the story so far, you take it from there.
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Barry 'Coney' Tenby
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